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Tom & Katie’s freak is here!!!!

The spawn of TomKat lives! Abiola Lapite speculated that Cruise had holoprosencephaly, which would result in miscarriages in his partners. I emailed Lapite and his response was “And how exactly do you know it’s his?” Good point. The Superficial has more of course.

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