Britney Spears is fat?

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I predicted this is November 1998, yes I did Tony, you remember! Check out chunky Britney dancing.

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  1. Why you guys don’t like plump? I’d f… erm, *take* her any day. Jeez! Y’all fags or somethin’? 
     
    Brit, yo iz mah woman! Real women have real curves, baby.

  2. Actually, it’s been announced, she’s pregnant.

  3. Not fat in the slightest. I’m actually vaguely attracted to her now that she’s got some bootay. Just needs to de-bleach her hair. Didn’t her bf write some song about big brazilian butts? Maybe it’s his doing.

  4. Two pregnancies can do that to a butt. Just ask my wife.

  5. Britney izz cute, so there… 
     
    But seriously, I like the way she keeps smiling and doesn’t seem to give a fcuk what people think about her.

  6. She looks healthy and fertile, thats the important thing !

  7. She looks healthy and fertile, thats the important thing 
     
    Well if that’s what you want, you don’t get much more fertile looking than this.

  8. Well if that’s what you want, you don’t get much more fertile looking than this. 
     
    Ouch.

  9. For some reason USA Today chose an entirely different angle for their photo.

  10. I looked at this 
    1000 times and I saw hyperfertility.

  11. Re: the above link to the video of Argentine super-hottie Keyra Augustina — just, wow. I paused toward the end and measured the waist to hip ratio of her screen image: 2 / 3.5 cm, or WHR = 0.57! (For those who haven’t read on it, most guys’ prefer a WHR of 0.7, meaning this girl is unbelievably hourglass-like.) 
     
    And — get this, science geeks — apparently she’s an engineering student! Maybe those systemizer traits belie higher than avg testosterone levels, whence the exhibitionism.

  12. BTW, can you tell it’s officially Springtime here at GNXP?

  13. That’s what child bearing does to womens bodies. She’ll finish popping out her 2 kids, recover for 6 months, train seriously for another 6 months and be back to babe shape in 2008 in time for the comeback tour/album…

  14. awwwh, c’mon you guyz– she’s six months pregnant, you pervs.

  15. I looked at this 
    1000 times and I saw hyperfertility. 
     
     
    Her butt’s almost too round for me. But still, pretty amazing.

  16. Mortimer, 
     
    Really?? I generally like them bigger and rounder than that…

  17. “Well if that’s what you want, you don’t get much more fertile looking than this.” 
     
    Maybe its just me, but I rather like it. The artist should do it in marble, it is much more beautiful and imaginative than most of what passes for art these days.  
     
    The real thing, which I have had the privelege of attending a few times, is much messier, but still beautiful. No accounting for taste I suppose.

  18. Federline will probably stay with her because he is actually into black booty.

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