“Lap”land
Pamela Anderson To Open A Chain Of Strip Clubs?:
She writes on her website: “I thought of a great way to celebrate my Finnish heritage at home. I’m going to look into opening a chain of strip clubs and I’ll call them Lapland!”
Labels: Finn baiting
I’m going to open an aquarium and zoo: “Fur, Feather and Finn”.
As long as we’re talking ’bout Finns in the sex industry, does anybody but me ever think how weird it was that serial killer Aileen Wuormos was a Finnish-American? Really her whole family on the Finn side looked really odd. In all the years of Finn bashing how come GNXP never talks about this?
Theron to Wuornos
As long as we’re talking ’bout Finns in the sex industry
Then let’s talk about Alaura Eden. Not really my cuppa tea, but she’s much more attractive than I’d expect, given that she’s 1/2 Japanese and 1/2 Finnish (NE Asia and Scandinavia being among my least favorite areas for female appearance). Heterosis?
Fun fact: it’s her father who’s Asian, and the same is true for Asia Carrera’s Asian parent. Since the mothers are Finnish and German, respectively, you figure the mothers are fairly tall (and this is probably true since Eden is 5’6 and Carrera is 5’8.5). That’s got to be incredibly rare — go Asian dudes!
That is a pretty good joke.
Poor Girl, now a Las Vegas showgirl. All this because of the Borat episode.
> That’s got to be incredibly rare — go Asian dudes!
I second the huzzah. Of note, a vastly disproportionate number of the anglosphere’s best (learned) pickup artists are of South or East Asian descent. And short.
Something about hitting rock bottom and having nothing to lose in the dating market (or anything for that matter) really gets you to focus and commit to achieving a goal.