sir! perhaps such vulgarity should be expected from those who imbibe such common beverages....

- e.g. liberalism, libertarianism, utilitarianism. 
 
sir, 
 
you can add conservatism ;-) e.g., the catholic church and confucian traditionalists had the same skeptical reactions.

I'm with South Park. It's between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. It always is. 
 
 
sir, 
 
you do not bring honor upon your lineage with such public displays of gratuitous vulgarity! 
 
yours truly, 
c. v. snicker

a gentleman and a scholar indeed! may his house prosper and his connections multiply. were that the grace and civility of spirit of sir john hawks were a common feature of human character. 
 
sincerely, 
c.v. snicker

fuck elsevier 
 
sir!!!!

Bravo, David! 
 
sir, 
 
i can but give a nod to the refinement and generosity of spirit you reflect upon yourself and your lineage in such a comment of praise. were that mine RSS was fleet enough that i might have had pride of place in offering congratulations to mr. burbridge. 
 
yours truly, 
c. v. snicker

sir, 
 
must i point out the existence of the black irish? truly, you are not a man of the world. 
 
sincerely, 
c.v. snicker

sir, 
 
comport yourself as a gentleman! 
 
yours truly, 
c.v. snicker

Ha, Razib you Bowdlerizing Victorian. 
 
 
sir, 
 
i object to your implied use of the term "Victorian" as one which might cast aspersion! 
 
sincereley, 
c.v. snicker

Ha, and btw, that chick's got a serious man jaw in the picture  
 
sir, 
 
might i inquire as to your familiarity with the gentler sex? i would submit that such an uncharitable observation befits one who lacks the requisite grace to cut a profile which might catch the femine eye. did not our lord admonish us all, sinners that we are, to not toss the stone lest our own failings be brought to light? 'tis truly the case that such aspersions cast even once are unbecoming of any true christian gentlemen. 
 
sincerely, 
c. v. snicker

wrinkly spreader? dat sounds like fetish porn 
 
Sir, 
 
Comport yourself as a gentleman! 
 
Sincerely, 
C.V. Snicker

sir, 
 
if i may interject a discordant note into the discussion, i must admit that the typical "shit-faced" finn is certainly often capable of inducing great distress in the mental states of other citizens. the "shit-faced" finn is not a threat to his own well being, but a danger to public order and civil society. additionally, though it may be ungentlemanly of me to observe such a thing, i can not help but believe that differences in the extent of drink may account for the decrease in female pulchritude as one crosses the gulf of bothnia from the west to the east. 
 
yours truly, 
c.v. snicker

Then we are to gather, Chet, that in a gentlemanly way, you're telling us "I'd hit it? 
 
sir! 
 
a dark day indeed that a gentleman of senior stature as yourself should find it worthy to emit such vulgarities! 
 
c.v. snicker

She has a great phenotype by the way... 
 
sir, 
 
i will not dispute the veracity of your claim, but truly is such public comment befitting a civilized gentleman? let us pay tribute to grace and beauty without a word but within our hearts. 
 
sincerely 
c.v. snicker

Besides, it's not as if the woman sounds like a prime catch, not enough cushion for the pushin'. Except maybe for men who enjoy lying on piles of wire coat hangers. 
 
sir, 
 
truly, is there such a need for vulgarity to accent the thrust of your argument? 
 
sincerely, 
c.v. snicker

I refuse to read any comments by a guy calling himself "chet snicker". 
 
sir, 
 
i apologize that my name is not 'charles smith' so as to not offend your sensibilities. 
 
yours truly 
c.v.s.

sir, 
 
rest assured that i am under no illusions as to my status. i am but the guest; i only require the respect due to guests under any civilized dispensations. 
 
sincerely, 
c.v. snicker

sir, 
 
shall we carry on? a true gentleman can place the past in perspective. let us be on our way, i hold no ill will so long as you comport yourself with civility. 
 
sincerely, 
c.v. snicker

sirs, 
 
if i may dispel some confusion, from wikipedia: 
Alleged aphrodisiac qualities and other purported medicinal virtues also drove up the cost of "unicorn" products such as milk, hide, and offal. Unicorns were also said to be able to determine whether or not a woman was a virgin; in some tales, they could only be mounted by virgins. 
 
and yet now i must admit i am left perplexed as to the sex of the individual in question. 
 
sincerely, 
c.v. snicker

Haista vittu ! 
 
sir, 
 
after such an outburst i hardly need point out that you, sir, are no gentleman. 
 
yours truly, 
c.v. snicker 
 
p.s. needless to say my horror is beyond expression if i should have mistaken your gender.