war soundtrack

Ok – so anyone have any ideas on appropriate songs once we start kicking some iznass? (Yes, yes, glorifying blood-and-guts, I’ve heard it already a million times, so spare me the sanctimonious lecture…)

So far I have:

Most topical:
-Outkast “Bombs over Baghdad” (of course)
-Toby Keith “The Angry American” (we’ll put a boot in yer ass…it’s the American way….)
-Darryl Worley “Have you Forgotten” (requisite bloody shirt waving)
-Metallica “Don’t Tread on Me” (to secure peace…is to prepare for war)

Bottled Brutality
-DMX “Who We Be” (OBL, Hussein, Rafsanjani, Kim Jong Il, and of course Chirac…they couldn’t POSSIBLY fuckin’ know who we be…)
-Limp Bizkit “Rollin – Urban Assault Remix” (Let’s Roll + urban warfare)
-DMX “X gonna give it to ya” (threatening, ominous, “this is not a fucking game”)

Sardonic
-Noreaga “Superthug” (substantial in-song reference to Manuel Noriega, who – like Saddam – was a former client that we got tired of)
-Rammstein “Du Hast” (great beat, intentionally mindless lyrics – this is for the mindless masses, both the antiwar protesters and the people who think that Iraqis flew the planes)

I’m sure there are other good candidates…I’m thinking of remixing something with a phat beat (like, say, the HRH remix of Dragula) with appropriately bloodthirsty/superhawk lyrics. Maybe a riff on how Iran and NK are next – something like:

To Iran:

you better start ya prayin’ cuz the US gonna check ya
bombs torque you around till you can’t even find mecca
ya 5 pillars are toppled by that “Great Satan” gospel
cuz we’ll make you reco’nize: muhammed is a false apostle…

If the mood strikes me, I’ll do one for NK as well. would be interested in hearing reader contributions.

this guy also has some ideas…

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