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Meeting a Canadian

In a line.
Guy in front of me: Line’s long, hey?
Me: You Canadian?
Guy in front of me: [surprised look] What! How’d you know? How could you tell.
Me: Well, you said “hey” in your first three words. I thought you were either joking and pretending to be Canadian for laughs, or actually Canadian.
Guy in front of me: I didn’t even know I said “hey.”
Me: Canadians are funny. Canada is funny.
Guy in front of me: We’re a much bigger country than you.
Me: But you have a smaller population than California. And you’re always frozen.
Guy in front me: [nervous laugh] Well, that’s pretty much right, hey? [shrug]

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