Lordi hopes for monster hit with horror film debut. A Finnish horror film? What, is it going to feature a mutant which makes eye contact with strangers while fully sober? Might this result in a reign of prosocial terror as the eye-contact-making-monsters eat the brains of Finns and transforming them into mutants as well; turning a quiet nation into a horde of demonic Neaopolitans?

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