Racial profiling in my house?
One of my roommates came to me today and told me he was having a problem asking me something. He looked at me nervously and asked, "OK, I'm just a bit weirded out by this, but why is it you have all those books about Islam in your room? I mean, like the Koran and everything...." [nervous twitchy gaze]. I laughed so much I couldn't breath. I uttered three words: "Know thine enemy."