Like clockwork, the EU bureaucrats devise regulations that are foisted upon the fine citizens of the EU who have frequently acquiesced to much inanity, but surely there must be limits that cannot be crossed.

You've read about the catastrophic incidents of décolletage cancer befalling European Barmaids, haven't you? You haven't? Well come to think neither have I. Somehow though, depriving European beer drinkers the sights of sun-kissed décolletage has become Job #1 in Brussels and it has barmaids, and so far, the British and Germans in an uproar.

Clearly a line in the sand has been drawn and injustice must be fought on every front. To get you in the fighting spirit, here lads, is what is worth fighting for.