Christian Sex
Beliefnet has an
article on "Christlike Sex."
To have "Christlike" sex, you should:
* Pray with your sex partner
* Read lascivious passages from the Bible. (Book of Proverbs: "As a loving deer and a graceful doe, let her breasts satisfy you at all times.")
* Squeeze in a quickie 45 minutes before Sunday School.
This to me is a symptom of what Christianity in America is becoming, both conservative and liberal-man-centered, not God-centered [1]. Though I'm an atheist, it makes me want to puke. 2,000 years of Christianity, and it's devolving to this level of infantilism?
[1] Religious liberals and conservatives babble about different things, but in the end they are still producing a user-friendly product in the service of McChurch. I'm not talking about
all Christians and their denominations, but the general pattern is such in my experience and opinion.