The pitter patter of brown feet toward distant shores Got this link from Common Sense about getting the hell out of India. Excerpt of the The Onion article:

Upon making the breakthrough in Germany, Chattopadhyay immediately began working 16-hour days to complete additional research in the areas of visa application, airplane tickets, and employment opportunities overseas. He also began gathering data on school districts, as well as cardboard boxes and packing tape. In spite of their success, Chattopadhyay and the others are not resting on their laurels. "There still remain many questions I wish to answer," Chattopadhyay said. "Is Nature supersymmetric, and if so, how is supersymmetry broken? Why does the universe appear to have one time and three space dimensions? And do I really have to wait another four weeks to get out of this godforsaken place?"

Of course, these brainy physicists should just think about getting a cheap flight to Mexico, blend into some Maya village in Chiapas, come north and get a dish-washing job, and get in line for the coming amnesty.