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How White are you? (Stuff White People Like)

A friend of mine emailed me that he scored a 21 out of 107 on the full list of Stuff White People Like. I thought it was a little tedious to count, so I wrote up a small script which counts it up for you via the checks you make. Below the fold….

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function toteUp()
{
var totNum = 0;
var formElementsNum = document.form.length;
a = 0;
while ( a < formElementsNum )
{
if (document.form.elements[a].checked == true)
{
totNum++;
} // end if
a++;
}// end while
document.getElementById("totalWhite").innerHTML = totNum + " out of 107 Stuffs White People Like
“;
imageChange(totNum);
}// end function
function imageChange(totNum)
{
if (totNum == 107)
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/107.jpg’;
window.open(‘http://www.sierraclub.org/’,’youraresowhite’,’width=600,height=600′);
}
else if (totNum > 99)
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/100.jpg’;
}
else if (totNum > 79)
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/80.jpg’;
}
else if (totNum > 59)
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/60.jpg’;
}
else if (totNum > 39)
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/40.jpg’;
}
else if (totNum > 19)
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/20.jpg’;
}
else
{
document[‘headShot’].src=’http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/0.jpg’;
}
}// end function

#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
#106 Facebook
#105 Unpaid Internships
#104 Girls with Bangs
#103 Sweaters
#102 Children’s Games as Adults
#101 Being Offended
#100 Bumper Stickers
#99 Grammar
#98 The Ivy League
#97 Scarves
#96 New Balance Shoes
#95 Rugby
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#92 Book Deals
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#74 Oscar Parties
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writers Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
#1 Coffee

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